Men in Scotland wear something called kilts. Looks like this:
And there is ravaging jokes around – in movies, books, etc. – about whether or not the kilt is a dress (which, I have to admit, provides plenty of amusement). Well, I thought about it, and realized that it doesn’t quite fit the criteria for a dress – a dress covers the lower half of the body, like the kilt, but also the top half – which the kilt doesn’t.
BUT…
It is a skirt.
Seriously.
A skirt covers only the lower half of the body, like the kilt. It looks like a skirt, doesn’t it? Now, I know that people will argue that skirt is usually a women’s piece of clothing and that the kilt is worn by men, but remember that make-up used to be worn by men back in medieval times.
And, according to the official definition of Wikipedia, a kilt is – and I quote – “a type of knee-length non-bifurcated skirt” that is worn by the male species.
So…it’s a skirt.
(And, yes, I’m doing this mostly just to stir 😝)
I really don’t find anything wrong with a kilt. As long as it’s worn traditionally and not femininely.
Men in Hawaii and some from the islands wear a skirtish lookout thing I can’t remember the name but is basically a different from of kilt.
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No, me neither. I think kilts are cool – I just wanted to join in on the kilt humour.
Oh, really? I didn’t know that. I’ll look it up.
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Maybe you’ll find a guy who will wear a kilt lol!!!
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That would be cool.
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And Egyptians wore skirts called shendjyt, which is their version of kilts. And I just looked up on Google what male skirts are called in general and it’s kilts. So the argument that kilts are not skirts because they are usually worn by women is rubbish.
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I couldn’t rock the look….
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LOL! I totally understand – I couldn’t ‘rock the look’ in a dress, either.
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I bet you could!
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Thanks, LOL!
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You’re a girl you got this!
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I’m literally rolling my eyes right now.
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I know…. you’re a tomboy…
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But I wore a skirt the other day – my once-a-year thing (that’s a slight exaggeration – maybe two or three times a year).
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And you were probably adorable
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My mother says so. One of my brothers looked at me for a few minutes and then said in a shocked voice “You’ve got a skirt on”. I thought I was alright. I prefer my denim skirt and black skirt. More suits me than the flowery one I wore.
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You can be a tomboy and still be a lady
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Dress up in a feminine way, but still retain my tomboy style dressing? Yeah, I’ll try that.
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Guys like that
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Are you trying to get me a boyfriend?
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No I’m just saying. Guys like tomboys… I don’t but I’m different..
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You don’t yet you stick with me. Hmm…
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You’re my buddy!!! And you need me
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You sure? It’s not the other way around? (JK)
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Maybe sometimes…
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Thought so 😁
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The Lord knew I needed someone from down under!
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We’re a lot of fun – much more than Southerners and Yanks.
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Wollobys and dijeridoos however you spell it…..
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Wallabys and didgeridoos, dork.
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Thank ya you vegimite sammich 😁
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You’re welcome you rich patriot.
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Lol!!! I guess I should be offended by that?
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Sure, if you want to.
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Lol!!!! How dare you!! 😄😄😂🤣
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Cause I’m a reckless and brave Aussie and you can’t move fast enough to get me.
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🙄
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You agree with me – how nice.
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🙄
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Nothing else to say? No brain power?
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How are you, Captain America?
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I’m pretty good Wonder Woman…
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That’s good.
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How are you?
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I’m doing great! And very happy that you had the sense to refer to me as Wonder Woman, LOL! What have you been up to?
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Well I do wonder about you being a woman…
Nothin’… I was thinking you didn’t like me anymore!
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I have the mind of a woman – but my age dictates otherwise, LOL!
Really? Why? Sorry if I gave off those vibes. I do like you – you’re a great friend.
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My thoughts exactly!
We haven’t talked in forever…. figured you found something better to do…
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I always have something to do – but I try to find some time for my friends, which includes you. You don’t need to think that I talk to you because I don’t have anything else to do.
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🙂🙂🙂
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I just found a really cool metaphor – the courage of despair.
So awesome, right?
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Yes!! What’s it mean?
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I’m not quite sure. I saw it in this sentence – “with the courage of despair the prisoner faced his accusers”.
Maybe it means that while there was no hope of escape or retribution, the person decided to face the situation boldly – like a lion.
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Sounds about right!
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But I could be wrong.
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I think you’re right.
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Yeah, I am. Looked it up on this site:
https://dictionary.reverso.net/english-definition/courage+of+despair
Turns out I’m a genius 🙂
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I don’t know about all that……. 🙄😁
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Well, you were always deluded.
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You mean I’m always delightful
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That, too.
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You’re almost always talking to me so there has to be something….
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Something good about your character? Hmm…that’s hard to find, LOL! JK.
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Delightful! 😁
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Despicable.
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Degrasse 😁
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What does that mean?
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One of your favorite space guys
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In Neil Armstrong’s moon missions?
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Neil Degrasse Tyson?
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Looked him up.
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You’ve had to have heard of him
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Um…
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🙄
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I’m into much more smarter and enlightening stuff…
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Oh excuse me…
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You’re excused. Carry on.
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I meant to say carry on with the cleaning.
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Cleaning?
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Some sort of degrading work.
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🤷♂️
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*sigh* it’s a joke – I meant you’re excused. Carry one with the cleaning/work…j-o-k-e.
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Ha…..
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I think I’m crest-fallen….
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Indubitably
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Hopelessly.
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👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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😝😝😝
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You’re silly too!
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I got it from you.
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Oh no ma’am!! You were like this long before me!
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Au contraire, you rubbed off on me. The blame lies solely with you!
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Nope!!!! You were already like this.
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How do you know? You’ve only known me since late August last year and I can assure you that I wasn’t like this before then.
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Weirdness attracts
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True! I’ve always been a bit unusual.
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That’s why we’re friends!!
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The Nerd Stars.
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About right
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Too right, mate! Racheal the Magnificent and the…um…
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Oh gah….
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Oh gah?
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“Racheal the magnificent”??
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Well, you called me Wonder Woman, so I have to be magnificent.
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The old 70’s Wonder Woman… 😏
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I’m offended – I’m not THAT old!
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She was the prettiest
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Oh, well. In that case, you’re pardoned.
I haven’t actually seen any of the Wonder Woman TV/movie adaptions and haven’t read any of the comics.
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I’m still attached to the oldies. The old Wonder Woman, Batman, Incredible Hulk/Bill Bixbie days. Corny? Absolutely!! But I wouldn’t have them any other way.
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Don’t like the Hulk and hate the 1989 Batman movie – too creepy and Batman seems to move like a poorly oiled machine.
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Yes!!!!! I don’t care for anything modern….
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Fair enough. I love the MCU movies and the 2013 Man of Steel movie (about Superman). I like the old classic Disney movies, but prefer the more modern ones and the remakes I’ve seen – except for the Lion King – I think that the original is better, but still love the remake. I suppose it’s due to the fact that I’m a child of the 21st century and wasn’t raised back “in the day” so to speak.
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I’m pretty sure that you’ve been around long before me, LOL!
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Doesn’t stop you from being like this long before we met!
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True. But I wasn’t. So there!
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Lol!!!!! The truth is written on water huh?
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Of course.
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🙄
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Deludedly delightful
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Ha!……..
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What’s with all the dots after your sentence?
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It’s a very sudden burst.
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Oh, did your mental light bulb blow? That’s why…
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Nope it’s called sarcasm. Sar-cas-m
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Huh, I never would have guessed.
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I had to tell ya!
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You were always a smart***
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You said that well! And correctly with your shortening 😁😝
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Ha!
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😉
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I think the name’s on this website:
https://kaimi.org/education/adornment/
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Cool!
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Kilts are badass! What do people say about Muslim man dresses?
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Oh, they are! Really cool. I think people make cracks about them for the fun of it. That’s a good point. Or in India, I’ve forgotten what they call it, but they were a type of dress thing, but with trousers underneath.
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It seems that comedy is tilted to one side! Can’t say anything funny about the brown religions.
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Hey, have you listened to a Star Wars parody of Disney’s Frozen song Let It Go? It’s really hilarious.
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I have not.
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Well, here’s the link:
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Yep. It’s a skirt.
And here’s the link you wanted.
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Thanks!
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