Here’s a Song parody that I wrote

I’m a FanFiction writer, so I’ve been writing Star Wars parodies of Disney songs on FanFiction lately and the latest one that I did everyone loved and thought was hilarious, so I thought I would share it on here.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the lyrics, Star Wars, or anything that belongs to Disney. George Lucas and Disney own their respective creations, and I’m not trying to make money – just writing harmless FanFiction.

The Star Wars song parody that I wrote is I’ve Got A Dream from Disney’s Tangled (2010). Enjoy!


DARTH VADER:

I’m malicious, mean and scary
My Force Choke could strangle dairy
And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look and my temper and my cloak
I’ve always yearned to be a concert pianist

Can’t you see me on the stage performing Mozart
Tickling the ivories till they gleam
Yep, I’d rather be called deadly for my killer show-tune medley
‘Cause way down deep inside I’ve got a dream

OTHER SW CHARACTERS:

He’s got a dream
He’s got a dream

DARTH VADER:

See, I ain’t as cruel and vicious as I seem
Though I have cut off a limb or two, you can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else, I’ve got a dream

EMPEROR PALPATINE:

I’ve got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let’s not even mention my complexion
But despite my rotting toes
And my goiter
And my nose
I really want to make a people connection

Can’t you see me as a good ruler
Keeping justice lean and preen
Though I’m one disgusting blighter
I’m a saviour, not an evil fighter
‘Cause way down deep inside I’ve got a dream

I’ve got a dream

OTHER SW CHARACTERS AS THEY FACE-PALM:

He’s got a dream

EMPEROR PALPATINE:

I’ve got a dream

OTHER ANNOYED SW CHARACTERS:

He’s got a dream

EMPEROR PALPATINE:

And I know one day the Empire will reign supreme
Though my face leaves people screaming
There’s a hero behind it dreaming
Like everybody else, I’ve got a dream

OTHER SW CHARACTERS:

R2-D2 would like to quit and be a florist
Chewy does interior design
C3PO is into mime
Cassian’s cupcakes are sublime
Jyn knits
Wilhuff sews
K-2SO likes to give shitty analyst shows
And Luke collects the Sacred Texts

HAN SOLO:

I have dreams like you, no really
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tan and rested and alone
Surrounded by girls and enormous piles of money

CHEWBACCA:

Rawrawraw

Rawrawraw

R-

C3PO:

I can give you singing lessons if you lik-AHHH! {runs of screaming as CHEWBACCA chases him with one of C3PO’s arms in his hands}

HAN SOLO:

Well… {slips an arm around some nearby bar girl} Let’s get on with it.

PRINCESS LEIA:

Ahem {taps foot}

5 thoughts on “Here’s a Song parody that I wrote

    1. I’m having a lot of fun. I think the next song I write a SW parody of will be I’ll Make A Man Out Of You from Mulan, but change it to I’ll Make A Sith Out Of You.

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